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2 bancuri :-)

Posted by Iancu Rasta on
Animalele se plimba cu avionul. Rata da o palma la urs si spune:
- Da ba o tigara!
Ursu se executa. Dupa 5 minute iar:
- Da ba un foc!
Ursu ii da. Dupa 10 minute faza se repeta.
Din spate vulpea sa se dea rotunda da o palma la urs si cere o tigara.
Ursu se enerveaza, ia rata si vulpea si le arunca pe geam.
La care rata catre vulpe:
- Vulpe stii sa zbori?
- Nu!
- Si atunci de ce faci figuri in avion?



Maria Magdalena, urmarita de multzimea infuriata de desfraul ei ...
Se intrevede o bataie cu pietre ...cum era la moda.
Iisus: - statzi ! cine n-a pacatuit niciodata, sa arunce primul !
...linishte in multzime ..... totushi de undeva zboara o caramida ... fix in capul Magdalenei...
Iisus (uitandu-se in multzime):
- aoleu mai mama ...ma disperi !!!

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