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Flavius l-a invitat pe Sorin la el. Cum Sorin sta inchis toata ziua in camera cu Alexandra am zis sa il vad si eu la fatza. Pentru a infaptui aceasta nazuintza ne-am sacrificat amandoi si am mers la Flavius pe drumul cel mai lung..

La Flavius se ascultau colinde de pe ultimul album a lu paraziitii si inca cateva mai vechi de pe albume pe care nici pe dc++ nu le gasesti.

Dupa cateva colinde, de data asta autentice, (nu stiu de ce dar cantand colinde doar o data pe an + in clasa 4 la orele de muzica -- am cam uitat versurile) am primit de mancare. S-au savurat niste sarmale iar cei care nu erau rapizi de mana si nu stiau sa bage repede la cocoasa au ramas cu un miros minunat.


(flavius, aratand diferentza dintre pokemon si mos-craciun, dupa ce a terminat sticla de absith pe care o incepusem eu cu o zi inainte. saptezeci la suta, alta n-am!)

(bradul din brno, 2005, coltzul stanga spate al camerei mele)

multzumesc pentru participare doamnelor, domnisoarelor si domnilor care se stie ei.

ora 7:00 a zilei de 24 ma prinde in bucatarie. sorin tehnic trebuia sa fie in bratislava sa o ia pe alexandra.
si ei ca sa nu dea cu patul de peretele ce ne desparte camerele era stabilit ca vor dormi o noapte acolo.

asa ca eu eram zimmer-frei in bucatarie si cantam muzei o lambada mica acompaniat de niste batai cu palmele pe capacul unei cutii cu ceva salata.

la un moment dat aud un zgomot nedefinit, nu am inteles exact daca era ceha sau romana.
dar cum cehii sunt oameni simtiti si chiar daca tu esti nesimtit nu fac nici un gest am zis ca poate e cazul sa intreb "sorin?" si raspunsul vine mai repede ca ping-ul pe localhost "da."

dupa ce a teminat de dormit s-a prins ca nu am cantat lambada ca sa il trezesc pe el

Dear Boss,
I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next job I do I shall clip the ladys ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck.
Yours truly

Jack the Ripper

Dont mind me giving the trade name
PS Wasnt good enough to post this before I got all the red ink off my hands curse it No luck yet. They say I'm a doctor now. ha ha

I was not codding dear old Boss when I gave you the tip, you'll hear about Saucy Jacky's work tomorrow double event this time number one squealed a bit couldn't finish striaght off. Had not got time to get ears off for police thanks for keeping last letter back till I got to work again. -Jack the Ripper