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(c) mielu.ro 2006 - nu lasati cateaua sa intre in bloc

Acum 2 zile, cand eu eram super euforic, primesc de la un prost utilizator de internet un mail in lantz, care contzinea .. o poza cu un copil cu fatza arsa .. in mail se zicea .. "daca avezti inima". Pai cum sa nu am inima, dar fa proasto, dar ce sa vezi ... am si nervi.
Asa ca m-am simtit nevoit sa demonstrez. Am trimis frumos un mail catre toti cei care erau un CC la acel mail, nu am luat recursiv toate adresele pe la care fusese mailul, dar promit sa repar gresala cu prima ocazie si am trimis LINKUL la faza aia cu mazda airborne spunand frumos "ajutati un sofer sa isi repare masina".

Si ce s-a trezit sa imi spuna .. cica sa ma "tratez". Sa ma tratez la ce ? Cu ce ? Dar daca eu ma tratez si intr-un puseu de luciditate imi dau seama ca nu trebuia sa fac misto, ci trebuia sa le spun ca sunt niste idioti care nu merita sa aiba cont pe internet, oare si atunci trebuie sa ma tratez ? Si daca si atunci ma tratez, si sa zicem devin asa .. o semi-leguma .. atunci o sa pot schitza un rictus cand o sa circul sub forma de leguma in zoo?

Si problema de moralitate a acestor scrisori in lantz. Ar fi frumos daca fiecare din maimutzele care trimite aceste scrisori mai departe ar face si o "donatie". Acum nu stiu daca contul bancar specificat in acest gen de mailuri corespunde fondului pentru alcool sau pentru curve, dar stiu ca macar atunci ar avea dreptul moral sa trimita mai departe cu mesajul "eu am facut" nu "eu m-am degrevat, trimitzind mai departe .."

Trebuie inteles totusi ca fara o actiune, acest gen de mesaje nu face altceva decat sa concureze inutil stirile atat de suculente de la ora 5.

pozele de pe site.. sunt in mare parte ale altora. gen pozele de la Romanian Revolutions (de la 48 incoace) cu atatea maimutze in jur nu poti sa te plictisesti niciodata.

mailul in care se "anunta" este genial, aproape la egalitate de puncte IQ cu siteul:

" SALUT!
Tu nu ma cunosti dar eu te cunosc perfect - iti stiu dorintele, secretele, ratarile, iar azi am decis sa te ajut!
Din momentul in care ai inceput sa citesti acest email energia mondiala te va proteja, deoarece acum faci parte din cei peste 2 milioane de oameni care au primit aceast mesaj!
Daca existi cu adevarat, noi 2 vom incepe o calatorie in jurul lumii pentru a ne elibera si a atinge absolutul in final!
Azi dimineata am simtit ca tu esti o fiinta speciala, tu nu te ascunzi in spatele unei masti, esti ca mine, iar acest lucru ma determinat sa te implic in proiectul meu.
Sunt tinar, am 28 de ani, traiesc in ROMANIA*(una din cele mai corupte tari din lume), am 2 joburi, un venit de aproximativ 82$ / luna.
Dar azi, visul meu va deveni real, o sa incep un tur prin toate tarile voi crea un album de fotografii care va fi postat pe siteul:http://www.balosin.uv.ro, iar tu ai sansa unica sa finalizezi acest proiect, devenind membru fondator - oferindu-mi sansa de a evada din
cotidian si a incepe o aventura in care tu ma vei putea insoti, dar pentru acest lucru este nevoie de un minim efort financiar. Doneaza minim 2 USD sau 2 EUR sau 2 RON si iti garantez ca in urmatoarele 2 saptamini o dorinta iti va deveni reala!

CONTURI:
Banca Tiriac
CONT in RON: RO48 CBIT 0110 3048 3N 1000
CONT in EUR : RO14 CBIT 0110 3048 3N 2000
CONT in USD : RO77 CBIT 0110 3048 3N 3000
cod swift banca: CBIT ROBU

PS: Trimite acest email la toti prietenii tai si vei constata ca inima ta e vie si fericita!
Simt ca esti o fiinta speciala si nu ma vei dezamagi, daca nu ma vei ajuta cind inima mea se va opri sufletul tau va dispare pentru totdeauna!
Detalii despre proiect puteti afla accesind siteul:
http://www.balosin.uv.ro
sau
email:balosin@yahoo.com
email:balosin@gmail.com
yahoo messenger id: balosin
mobile: 0740046535 (sau mai simplu incarca-mi 2 $ pe telefonul mobil)

Este real! Exist cu adevarat.

Nume : BALOSIN
Prenume: NICODIM
Data nasterii: 11 09 1977
Strada. Bogdan Petriceicu Hasdeu nr.7 bl.C2 sc.B et.1 ap.4
Localitatea: Alba Iulia
Judetul: Alba
Country: ROMANIA"

(multumesc lui lucian pentru link)


http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

Prague, Czech Republic, 31 May, 2003 - its a few minutes before 10 a.m. and there are more than 3000 people jostling on a remote parking place. Many of them are clutching plastic bags in their hands; some of them are armed with trolley bags. Assistants are handing out plastic cups and the moderator on the illuminated stage urges the people to have a drink from the near-by water tankers. The "hyper-anthem" of CZECH DREAM rings out once again from the speakers: "Try to see as a child, many things will seem wild..." Suddenly the managers of the hypermarket rush out on the stage, greet their customers and briskly cut the glittering ribbon. The escort remove the metal barriers and the crowd starts moving. They still have 300 metres to reach the hypermarket. People start running... A moment later, the fastest of them are struck dumb: the hypermarket that they have reached is nothing but a huge film decoration... Documentary hyper-comedy CZECH DREAM is a feature film about a hypermarket that has never existed.

CZECH DREAM documents the largest consumer hoax the Czech Republic has ever seen. Filip Remunda and Vit Klusak, two of Eastern Europe's most promising young documentary filmmakers, set out to explore the psychological and manipulative powers of consumerism by creating an ad campaign for something that didn't exist.

CZECH DREAM - the Hypermarket for a better life!

The campaign (designed by a renowned advertising agency) involved television and radio spots, 400 illuminated billboards, 200,000 flyers promoting CZECH DREAM brand products, an advertising song, a website, and advertisements in newspapers and magazines.

For two weeks, the streets of Prague were saturated with advertising for the fake hypermarket. The ads proclaimed: Don't Go, Don't Rush, Don't Spend drawing over 4,000 people to turn up on the 'opening day'. On the 31 May 2003, they arrived at a green field where, instead of a hypermarket, they found just the dream hypermarket's façade (10m high and 100m wide).

CZECH DREAM is a funny and provocative look at the effects of rampant consumerism on a post-communist society. CZECH DREAM has also caused some controversy, provoking extreme reactions in the Czech people and media and even being discussed in Czech Parliament.

With the recent entry of the Czech Republic and other Eastern European countries to the EU, and, with people's changing attitudes to consumerism and globalisation, it is equally relevant to capitalist societies all over the world.

Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
Let's climb through the tide
Penetrate the evenin' that the
City sleeps to hide
Let's swim out tonight, love
It's our turn to try
Parked beside the ocean
On our moonlight drive
Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
Let's climb through the tide
Surrender to the waiting worlds
That lap against our side
Nothin' left open
And no time to decide
We've stepped into a river
On our moonlight drive
Let's swim to the moon
Let's climb through the tide
You reach your hand to hold me
But I can't be your guide
Easy, I love you
As I watch you glide
Falling through wet forests
On our moonlight drive, baby
Moonlight drive
Come on, baby, gonna take a little ride
Down, down by the ocean side
Gonna get real close
Get real tight
Baby gonna drown tonight
Goin' down, down, down