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(poza luata din national geogra*)

un urs care inca nu a gustat carnea de om se bucura la mirosul de aquafresh

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyses the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in reception

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Cat de mult imi doresc doar o clipa cu mine

Ascuns de nelinisti - si departe de tine
O noapte in nori ma arunca in noroi
E ura si greata si furia ce ma trag inapoi

:
Si doare, si doare si doare
Sa ma ingrop intre voi
Cenusi de gri dorian spalate de ploi
Am oasele rupte in somn violet
Sunt o luna amara ce se stinge incet

Cat de mult imi doream sa fac totul mai bine
N-ai crezut niciodata in lumea din mine
N-am nimic doar al meu - o luna amara
Betia si urletul surd - ce nu vor sa moara

....X3

stiu ca discutam despre mini cu razvan cand am plecat in .ro spre .cz
si, la un moment dat, mi-am dat seama ca as vrea ca sa customizez claxonul.

daca apas, sa zicem mai mult de cinci secunde pe el, atunci .. sa inceapa ca un clacson normal, iar dupa primele cinci secunde sa sa urle ca o goarna de tir

(poza facuta deasupra craterului unui vulcan .. )

la cursuri, in stanga mea sta un slovac. in afara ca e simpatic mai are o calitate ... pute mai putzin ca cehul care ma incadreaza pe celalt flanc.
cum hobby-ul este aerul, se uita pe un site cu planoare... mi-a placut la nebunie poza asta. imi aduce aminte de boala mea de a face poze cu buze de avene