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ieri am facut o magarie .. am pus in rezervor benzina 98 in loc de 95 recomandat pe capac.

drept pentru care masina nu numai era mai nervoasa ci consumul a scazut, pentru ca mai putzina zeama facea cat trebuie lui ECU sa faca treaba prin injectoare.

per total si mai ales cand rezervorul a fost gol am ajuns la concluzia ca am "economisit" vreo 5l de benzina pentru acelasi numar de km.

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
Theres a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But youll never see the end of the road
While youre travelling with me

Hey now, hey now
Dont dream its over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they wont win

Now Im towing my car, theres a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but theres no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the t.v. page

Hey now, hey now
Dont dream its over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they wont win

Now Im walking again to the beat of a drum
And Im counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief

Hey now, hey now
Dont dream its over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
Dont ever let them win

"Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, out of doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"

"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a 'crazed gunman', dad, I'm an assassin!... Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"

"Feelings? look mate, you know who's got feelings? Fellas that bludgeon their wives to death with golf trophies. Professionals have standards; be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet!"

de la calugaru, fara numar:

Daca o pocnesti, se cheama maltratarea sotiei.
Daca te pocneste ea, e autoaparare.
Daca iei o decizie fara s-o intrebi esti nesimtit.
Daca ea ia o decizie fara sa te consulte, e femeie emancipata.
Daca ii ceri sa faca ceva ce nu-i place, e dominare masculina.
Daca te roaga ea, iti face o favoare.
Daca apreciezi formele unei femei si lenjeria sumara esti pervers.
Daca nu, esti homo.
Daca-i oferi flori, urmaresti ceva.
Daca nu urmaresti, esti fraier.
Daca esti mandru de realizarile tale, esti plin de tine.
Daca nu, esti lipsit de ambitie.
Daca o doare capul, e obosita.
Daca te doare pe tine, n-o mai iubesti.
Daca vrei sa faci dragoste prea des, esti obsedat.
Daca nu, ai pe altcineva.

De aceea barbatii mor mai repede, decat femeile....





O tziganca ii venise sa naska..... in intersectzie.....un politzai sa o ajute o incuraja hai k potzi impinge , tziganca avea gemeni .scoate unu capu afara; se uita intra la lok shi ii zice lu celalalt: - Coae hai prin spate k pe aici sunt gabori!