resurse - 8

(http://www.femeiastie.ro/dragoste-relatii/barbatii-si-nevoile-lor/dragosterelatii---barbatii-si-nevoile-lor)

Oricat de usor de ghicit poate sa para un barbat, uneori sunt ceva mai complicati. Si desi au o intuitie renumita, se pare ca femeile nu stiu chiar tot… Mai joi iata cateva secrete din viata barbatilor:

Barbatii iau in serios angajamentele, majoritatea dintre cei insurati raspunzand ca daca ar putea alege din nou, s-ar casatori cu aceaiasi femeie.

Barbatii isi intaresc relatiile de cuplu in primul rand prin activitatile facute impreuna, considerand ca aceste activitati sunt utile pentru a se simti mai aproape de partenerele lor.

Barbatii uita si iarta mai repede decat femeile, asa ca daca vrei sa discuti cu el despre cearta de aseara, s-ar putea sa nu mai stie despre ce era vorba.

Barbatii raspund la cuvinte de lauda, asa ca este foarte important sa-ti apreciezi iubitul, asa cum il ai.

Barbatii se gandesc foarte mult la sex, iar fanteziile lor sunt mult mai variate.

Barbatii considera ca sexul este un act foarte important intre doi oameni care formeaza un cuplu si ca acesta influenteaza mult relatia voastra.

Barbatii se indeparteaza atunci cand nevoile lor nu sunt indeplinite, atunci cand nu se simte iubit sau apreciat, de cele mai multe ori cautand asta in alta parte.



Oricat de usor de ghicit poate sa para un barbat, uneori sunt ceva mai complicati. Si desi au o intuitie renumita, se pare ca femeile nu stiu chiar tot…



Fiecare dintre noi avem aceleasi ganduri, atat femeile cat si barbatii doresc sub o anumita forma sau alta acelasi lucru, sa fie iubiti. Doar ca barbatilor le este este greu sa recunoasca sentimentele si de aceea, pentru a stii ceea ce simte pentru tine cu adevarat, ia-l pe ocolite.

(http://www.raptitude.com/2009/07/88-important-truths-ive-learned-about-life/?awesm=fbshare.me_AOn89)


Everyone gets drilled with certain lessons in life. Sometimes it takes repeated demonstrations of a given law of life to really get it into your skull, and other times one powerful experience drives the point home once forever. Here are 88 things I’ve discovered about life, the world, and its inhabitants by this point in my short time on earth.

1. You can’t change other people, and it’s rude to try.

2. It is a hundred times more difficult to burn calories than to refrain from consuming them in the first place.

3. If you’re talking to someone you don’t know well, you may be talking to someone who knows way more about whatever you’re talking about than you do.

4. The cheapest and most expensive models are usually both bad deals.

5. Everyone likes somebody who gets to the point quickly.

6. Bad moods will come and go your whole life, and trying to force them away makes them run deeper and last longer.

7. Children are remarkably honest creatures until we teach them not to be.

8. If everyone in the TV show you’re watching is good-looking, it’s not worth watching.

9. Yelling always makes things worse.

10. Whenever you’re worried about what others will think of you, you’re really just worried about what you’ll think of you.

11. Every problem you have is your responsibility, regardless of who caused it.

12. You never have to deal with more than one moment at a time.

13. If you never doubt your beliefs, then you’re wrong a lot.

14. Managing one’s wants is the most powerful skill a person can learn.

15. Nobody has it all figured out.

16. Cynicism is far too easy to be useful.

17. Every passing face on the street represents a story every bit as compelling and complicated as yours.

18. Whenever you hate something, it hates you back: people, situations and inanimate objects alike.

19. Ralph Waldo Emerson’s works alone can teach you everything you need to know about living with grace and happiness.

20. People embellish everything, as a rule.

21. Anger reveals weakness of character, violence even moreso.

22. Humans cannot destroy the planet, but we can destroy its capacity to keep us alive. And we are.

23. When people are uncomfortable with the present moment, they fidget with their hands or their minds. Watch and see.

24. Those who complain the most, accomplish the least.

25. Putting something off makes it instantly harder and scarier.

26. Credit card debt devours souls.

27. Nobody knows more than a minuscule fraction of what’s going on in the world. It’s just way too big for any one person to know it well.

28. Most of what we see is only what we think about what we see.

29. A person who is unafraid to present a candid version of herself to the world is as rare as diamonds.

30. The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people.

31. If what you’re doing feels perfectly safe, there is probably a better course of action.

32. The greatest innovation in the history of humankind is language.

33. Blame is the favorite pastime of those who dislike responsibility.

34. Everyone you meet is better than you at something.

35. Proof is nothing but a collection of opinions that match your own.

36. Knowledge is belief, nothing more.

37. Indulging your desires is not self-love.

38. What makes human beings different from animals is that animals can be themselves with ease.

39. Self-examination is the only path out of misery.

40. Whoever you are, you will die. To know and understand that means you are alive.

41. Revenge is for the petty and irresponsible.

42. Getting truly organized can vastly improve anyone’s life.

43. Almost every cliché contains a truth so profound that people have been compelled to repeat it until it makes you roll your eyes. But the wisdom is still in there.

44. People cause suffering when they are suffering themselves. Alleviating their suffering will help them not hurt others.

45. High quality is worth any quantity, in possessions, friends and experiences.

46. The world would be a better place if everyone read National Geographic.

47. If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

48. Even if it costs no money, nothing is free if it takes time.

49. Emotions exist to make us strongly biased towards or against something. This hinders as often as it helps.

50. Addiction is a much greater problem in society than it’s made out to be. It’s present in every person in various forms, but usually we call it something else.

51. “Gut feeling” is not just a euphemism. Tension in the abdomen speaks volumes about how you truly feel about something, beyond all arguments and rationales.

52. Posture and dress change profoundly how you feel about yourself and how others feel about you, like it or not.

53. Everyone thinks they’re an above average driver.

54. The urge to punish others has much more to do with venting frustration than correcting behavior.

55. By default, people think far too much.

56. If anything is worth splurging on, it’s a high-quality mattress. You’ll spend a third of your life using it.

57. There is nothing worse than having no friends.

58. To write a person off as worthless is an act of great violence.

59. Try as we might to be otherwise, we are all hypocrites.

60. Justice is a human invention which is in reality rarely achievable, but many will not hesitate to destroy lives demanding it.

61. Kids will usually understand exactly what you mean if you keep it to one or two short sentences.

62. Stuff that’s on sale usually has an annoying downside.

63. Casual swearing makes people sound dumb.

64. Words are immensely powerful. One cruel remark can wound someone for life.

65. It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.

66. Most of what children learn from their parents isn’t taught on purpose.

67. The secret ingredient is usually butter, in obscene amounts.

68. It is worth re-trying foods that you didn’t like at first.

69. Problems, when they arise, are rarely as painful as the experience of fearing them.

70. Nothing — ever — happens exactly like you pictured it.

71. North Americans are generally terrible at accepting compliments and offers of help.

72. There are not enough women in positions of power. The world has suffered from this deficit for a long time.

73. When you break promises to yourself, you feel terrible. When you make a habit of it, you begin to hate yourself.

74. A good nine out of ten bad things I’ve worried about never happened. A good nine out of ten bad things that did happen never occurred to me to worry about.

75. You can’t hide a bad mood from people who know you well, but you can always be polite.

76. Sometimes you have to remove certain people from your life, even if they’re family.

77. Anyone can be calmed in an instant by looking at the ocean or the stars.

78. There is no point finishing a book you aren’t enjoying. Life is too short for that. Swallow your pride and put it down for good, unfinished.

79. There is no correlation between the price of a brand of batteries and how long they last.

80. Breaking new ground only takes a small amount more effort than you’re used to giving.

81. Life is a solo trip, but you’ll have lots of visitors. Some of them are long-term, most aren’t.

82. One of the best things you can do for your kids is take them on road trips. I’m not a parent, but I was a kid once.

83. The fewer possessions you have, the more they do for you.

84. Einstein was wiser than he was intelligent, and he was a genius.

85. When you’re sick of your own life, that’s a good time to pick up a book.

86. Wishing things were different is a great way to torture yourself.

87. The ability to be happy is nothing other than the ability to come to terms with how things change.

88. Killing time is an atrocity. It’s priceless, and it never grows back.

(1,2)

Luck runs out

Crawl from the wreckage one more time
Horrific memory twists the mind
Dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn
Path of destruction, feel it burn

Still-life incarnation
Still-life infamy
Hallucination, heresy
Still you run, what's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

(1,2)

Luck runs out

The light that is not light is here
To crush you out with your own fear
You hide, you hide, but will be found
Release your grip without a sound

Still-life immolation
Still-life infamy

Hallucination, heresy
Still you run
What's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Ooh


(1,2,3,4)


Then you crawl back in
Into your obsession
Never to return
This is your confession

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down, All Nightmare Long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

CAUSE LUCK RUNS OUT!

Intr-o benzinarie, un proaspat pensionar alimenta, atent sa nu depaseasca 10 lei, Dacia sa subreda model 1982.
La pompa de alaturi, o superba tanara coboara dintr-o la fel de superba decapotabila, cautand zadarnic din priviri un pompagiu.

Omul nostru, se ofera fastacit sa o ajute.
Dupa un schimb sumar de amabilitati, omul isi ia inima in dinti si isi exprima fatis nedumerirea…

- Domnisoara, eu am lucrat 40 de ani la MApN si nu am reusit sa imi cumpar decat Dacia asta pe care o vezi.
Dumneata ce serviciu ai sau cu ce te ocupi de iti permiti asemenea bijuterie de masina la varsta dumitale atat de frageda?

- Cu sex oral, tataie, raspunse ea amuzata.

- Cum, zise omul iesindu-i ochii din orbite, adica iei muie?

- Nu, tataie. Eu fac sex oral. Muie ai luat dumneata, timp de 40 de ani, muncind la MApN…

http://lorenalupu.wordpress.com/2010/10/04/oameni-care-muncesc-si-oameni-care-o-freaca/

Oamenii care muncesc se bagă în seamă moderat şi doar atunci când au ceva relevant de spus. Oamenii care muncesc nu îţi pierd timpul – pentru că timpul tău pierdut e şi timpul lor pierdut. Oamenii care muncesc comunică raţional, îţi ascultă argumentele şi caută logic modul prin care se poate ajunge la un consens.

Oamenii care o freacă au impresia că le datorezi atenţie oricând, oricum, oriunde – pentru că oricând-ul lor e atât de fluid. Oamenii care o freacă se poartă cu timpul tău de parcă ar fi avutul lor. Oamenii care o freacă nu au nimic de comunicat raţional. Nu au decât reproşuri, pretenţii şi aşteptări nerealiste. Nu îţi ascultă argumentele, nu caută consensul, ci dramatismul situaţiei. Oamenii care o freacă îţi irosesc în mod nejustificat timpul şi nervii.

Şi da, ştiu că nu spun nimic nou, dar am simţit nevoia să îmi mai exprim o dată ura pentru cea de-a doua categorie şi reprezentanţii ei. Ştiţi ce v-aş face, băi, muiştilor? Mi-aş face plantaţie de bumbac şi v-aş face sclavi pe ea. Şi aş plăti dispeceri-de-futut-la-icre, să vă facă dramolete în timp ce eu vă mân cu biciul. Abia atunci aţi înţelege, cretinii pulii, cât sunteţi de ofticanţi în strădaniile voastre de a fute ziua omului. Muie vouă.