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Shloimale ajunge la New-York si e suparat foc cand vede in geamul cofetariei lui Haim, prietenul sau din
copilarie, anuntul: "Intrarea evreilor, strict interzisa".

Intra in cofetarie, il ia de guler pe Haim si-l dojeneste:

- Nu ti-e rusine, tu care esti evreu si ai suferit din cauza legionarilor, si ai fost in Transnistria, si
erai sa mori la Auschwitz, tocmai tu sa pui un anunt ca evreii n-au voie sa intre sa manance o inghetata?

- Stai, mai, tu ai gustat din inghetata mea ?

Full moon light is calling me
My kigndom lies within
The mystic soul and lions heart
Brought by the talisman
The ecstasy of battle takes me
Where the falcons fly
Immortal youth was granted me
I will never die

Born of black wind fire and steel
Born of black wind fire and steel
Born to teach them all to heel
Born of black wind fire and steel

Pounded by the hammers
Of the giants of the world
I can see in darkness
Im the overlord
Single combat I await
My shadow brings them fear
The spikes upon my chariot
Will grind them when theyre near

Born of black wind fire and steel
Born of black wind fire and steel
Born to teach them all to heel
Born of black wind fire and steel

I am an outcast on the path of no return
Punisher and swordsman
I was born to burn
Black wind always follows
Where my black horse rides
Fires in my soul
Steel is on my side

Born of black wind fire and steel
Born of black wind fire and steel
Born to teach them all to heel
Born of black wind fire and steel

Stimate Domn,

Am onoarea sa va confirm primirea scrisorii dv. din 12 aprilie prin care imi cereti, pentru a treia oara, returnarea banilor pe care vi-i datorez.
As vrea sa stiti ca eu nu contest aceasta datorie si am intentia sa va platesc datoria cat mai curand posibil.
Pe alta parte, as dori sa va informez ca eu am numerosi alti clreditori care, la fel de onorabili ca dv. carora vreau sa le inapoiez, deasemena, sumele datorate.
Deoarece suma alocata de mine, lunar, rambursarilor este limitata, in fiecare luna desemnez prin tragere la sorti unul dintre dumneavoastra caruia ii inapoiez banii. Indrazenesc sa sper, domnule, ca numele dv. va iesi cat mai curand.

Va rog sa acceptati, domnule, salutarile mele impreuna cu intreaga mea consideratie.

P.S. Datorita faptului ca ultima dv. scrisoare a fost redactata intr-un limbaj agresiv si violent, va anunt cu regret ca nu veti participa la urmatoarea tragere la sorti.

Good day
How you do
And I send a smile to you

Don't waste
Waste your breath
And I won't waste my hate on you

Hate!

Yeah

Ain't gonna waste my hate
Ain't gonna waste my hate on you
I think I'll keep it for myself

Ain't gonna give no more
Ain't got the time to help you score
I think it's time you pleased yourself
Yourself

Good day
How you do
And I send a smile to you

Don't waste
Waste your breath
And I won't waste my hate on you
Waste my hate on you

Hate!

Haha
You think you're worthy now
You think enough to even raise the brow
And to laugh and tip that two pronged crown

When I see my hands I see my feet
I feel that blood that pumps in beat
But where the hell's my mind going now?
Get going now

Good day
How you do
And I send a smile to you

Don't waste
Waste your breath
And I won't waste my hate on you
Waste my hate on you

Think I'll keep it for myself

Hate!

Ain't gonna waste my hate
But I'm so greedy when they say
Better to give than to receive

Ain't gonna waste my hate, no, no
Ain't got time to waste my hate on you
I think I'll keep it all for myself
For myself

Good day
How you do
And I send a smile to you

Don't waste
Waste your breath
And I won't waste my hate on you
Waste my hate on you

Think I'll keep it for myself
Yeah

Hate!

O baba intr-un supermarket se opreste la standul de peste. Se uita la pestii vii care inoata in bazin si intreaba vanzatorul:
- E proaspat pestele, maica ?
- Cum sa nu fie proaspat, nu vezi mamaie ca misca ?
- ... eee maica, pai de miscat si eu ma misc...