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John loves Mary. Mary loves John.
John never calls Mary, therefore Mary never calls John.
John never emails Mary, therefore Mary never emails John.
John never beeps Mary, therefore Mary never beeps John.
John never talks to Mary, therefore Mary never talks to John.
But suddenly, John had a revelation:
-What if I didn’t ask Mary out on a date? It would add something new to our list of don’ts.
And John didn’t ask Mary out on a date. Therefore, Mary didn’t ask John either.
After a successful never-happened date, John had another revelation:
-What if I didn’t fuck Mary? It would be definitely something new we don’t do.
And John didn’t fuck Mary. Therefore, Mary didn’t fuck John either.
So, they continued by never going hiking, never traveling, never partying, never making morning coffee for two and, of course, never married. They spared the prenup and later, divorce expenses and custody claims.
That’s what I call true love.